REQUEST A SCENE
ALL REQUESTS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A DONATION IN THE FORM OF AN AMAZON GIFT CARD IN AN AMOUNT OF YOUR CHOOSING.
This is due to a large amount of phony submissions. Your donation lets me know you're not just filling out my form for fun.
(This includes those who have contacted me before and never followed through.)
If I have never seen you before...
I DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS FOR SCENES LESS THAN 24 HOURS FROM NOW.
I'm not a drive-through window, I'm a 5-star restaurant -- and you need to make a reservation.
You will not be an exception to this rule. Plan ahead.
ALWAYS CHECK MY SCHEDULE BEFORE REQUESTING TIME WITH ME
... at least 1 week in advance, for those using references
... 5 days, for everyone else
...48 hours is possible if you're very organized and prepared
... 24 hours is unlikely
RECOMMENDED ADVANCE NOTICE FOR A SCENE
You must be of legal age, possess the ability to follow directions, and have manners.
BEFORE YOU SEND YOUR REQUEST
Be sure you have reviewed my limits.
Asking for my hard limits is an automatic ignore and is the NUMBER ONE reason why someone doesn't get a response from me.
Do not request time with me unless you are ready to schedule it.
I don't need to know you might want to session next summer, only that you are ready to session now.
Include your desired date(s) and time(s).
I usually interpret "anytime" as not serious and won't reply.
Be prepared to pay for a phone consultation to discuss your scene.
I don't discuss scenes for free but usually allow some amount of your consult to apply to a scene if you book. Talking on the phone is mandatory. No call, no session.
Be prepared to pay a deposit.
I will request it at the conclusion of the call.
Don't ask that I text you.
Turn off any VPNs/anonymizers before you submit your request.
They can interfere with the form.
For sincere inquiries in which the above instructions were followed, please allow up to 48 hours for a reply.
If I'm on vacation I'm unlikely to reply until I return.
Confidentiality is expertly maintained unless you violate the terms under "Confidentiality" on my Protocol page.