REQUEST A SCENE
If I have never seen you before...
I DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS FOR SCENES LESS THAN 24 HOURS FROM NOW.
I'm not a drive-through window, I'm a 5-star restaurant -- and you need to make a reservation.
You will not be an exception to this rule. Plan ahead.
ALWAYS CHECK MY SCHEDULE BEFORE REQUESTING TIME WITH ME
Recommended minimum time to submit a scene request
... at least 1 week in advance, for people who don't have their crap together
... 3 days, for everyone else
... 24 hours is possible but I'm often busy and it's likely I won't be able to get to you in time
You must be of legal age, possess the ability to follow directions, and have manners.
BEFORE YOU SEND YOUR REQUEST
Be sure you have reviewed my limits.
Asking for my hard limits is an automatic ignore and is the NUMBER ONE reason why someone doesn't get a response from me.
Do not request time with me unless you are ready to schedule it.
I don't need to know you might want to session next summer, only that you are ready to session now.
Include your desired date(s) and time(s).
I usually interpret "anytime" as not serious and won't reply.
Be prepared to pay for a phone consultation to discuss your scene.
I don't discuss scenes for free but usually allow some amount of your consult to apply to the scene you book. Talking on the phone is mandatory.
Be prepared to pay a deposit.
I will request it at the conclusion of the call.
Don't ask that I text you.
Turn off any VPNs/anonymizers before you submit your request.
They can interfere with the form.
For sincere inquiries in which the above instructions were followed, please allow up to 48 hours for a reply.
If I'm on vacation I'm unlikely to reply until I return.
Confidentiality is expertly maintained unless you violate the terms under "Confidentiality" on my Protocol page.