REQUEST A SCENE
ATTENTION
Due to a large amount of phony submissions
ALL REQUESTS FROM PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A DONATION IN THE FORM OF AN AMAZON GIFT CARD
IN ANY AMOUNT OF YOUR CHOOSING
You can buy a card at a store and email me the code off the back or you can send it electronically.
Your donation lets me know you're not just filling out the form for fun.
DONATION = GUARANTEED REPLY
NO DONATION = NO REPLY
If I have never seen you before...
I DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS FOR SCENES LESS THAN 24 HOURS FROM NOW.
I'm not a drive-through window, I'm a 5-star restaurant -- and you need to make a reservation.
You will not be an exception to this rule. Plan ahead.
ALWAYS CHECK MY SCHEDULE BEFORE REQUESTING TIME WITH ME
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... at least 1 week in advance, for those using references
... 3 days, for everyone else
]
RECOMMENDED ADVANCE NOTICE FOR A SCENE
BASIC REQUIREMENTS
You must be of legal age, possess the ability to follow directions, and have manners.
BEFORE YOU SEND YOUR REQUEST
Read my limits before you fill out the form below.
It's a real turn-off when someone asks me to include something I've indicated is a limit. Often to the point of my not wanting to play with you.
Do not request time with me unless you are ready to schedule it.
I don't need to know you might want to session next summer, only that you are ready to session now. Please include your preferred day(s) and time(s).
Check my Protocol and FAQ pages for answers to your questions.
Using the scene request to ask me the things I've clearly written on my site is a very disappointing way to introduce yourself to me.
Be prepared to pay for a phone consultation to discuss your scene.
I don't discuss scenes for free but usually allow some amount of your consult to apply to a scene if you book. Talking on the phone is mandatory. No call, no session.
Be prepared to pay a deposit.
I will request it at the conclusion of the call.
Don't ask that I text you.
I won't.
Turn off any VPNs/anonymizers before you submit your request.
They can interfere with the form.
RESPONSE TIME
For sincere inquiries in which the above instructions were followed, please allow up to 48 hours for a reply.
If I'm on vacation I'm unlikely to reply until I return.
Confidentiality is expertly maintained unless you violate the terms under "Confidentiality" on my Protocol page.